Declaration of Annexation

[C. M. Siervicül]

WHEREAS a majority of the registered users of the Pan-Talossan Café are citizens of the Kingdom of Talossa, and

WHEREAS a majority of the active members of the PTC are citizens of the Kingdom of Talossa, and

WHEREAS no one but Kingdom citizens has posted here in more than 59 days, and

WHEREAS no one seems to really care what happens here anyways,

THEREFORE, though lacking any capacity, power, or authority whatsoever to do so, I hereby claim the PTC for the Kingdom of Talossa, to be known as the province of Pantalossancafea (or, in Classical Talossan, Päntalôssáncaféiâ). Long live His Majesty King John!

;D

[xhorxh asmour]

If you weren't my friend - or worse, a lawyer -, I'd send you to the Pan-Talossan dungeons for a whole week! :-:

[C. M. Siervicül]

That beats what William Shakespeare's thingy the Butcher (Henry VI) proposed.

[inxheneucrova]

Jul 9, 2009 13:56:41 GMT -5 C. M. Siervicül said:

That beats what William Shakespeare's thingy the Butcher (Henry VI) proposed.

Speaking of Butchers...

[C. M. Siervicül]

Wow, I didn't notice till now that the PTC censored the name of the character I mentioned. It's a nickname for "Richard."

[C Carlüs Xheráltsëfiglheu]

Haha! Thingy...

[C. M. Siervicül]

Loyal minions,

I am shocked, SHOCKED, to see the state of disrepair into which our fair province has fallen. I hereby order our administrators to delete all the spam befilthing our forum forthwith (notwithstanding that some of the posts appear to be praising the "New Era" of my firm yet beneficent rule over this province), and to impale the spammers on the battlements of the provincial palace.

So it is written, so let it be done!

Decreed by my hand this 2nd day of November in the 33rd year of Talossa and the 4th of our beloved province,
Generalissimo Sir C. M. Siervicül
Military Governor
Supreme and Invincible Province of Päntalôssáncaféiâ